Cringeworthy

Sometimes I should just not talk. like, ever.
Gchat convo, my sister and I:

me: is it awkward to ask someone how their fetus is doing?

or is that just weird.

Janis: uh yeah, sounds a liitttllleee psycho.

me: oh, ok, i won't ask that then. i was just trying to think of another way to ask someone how their pregnancy is coming along.

Janis: hmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmm

How's that bun cookin'?

me: haha, well, i ended up just asking her how she and the baby are doing.

Janis: BOR-ing....