Me Does Awkward: Impossible Pee

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About me...and hubs.

Hubs says I'm 30 something going on 5. But hey, every nurse who is potentially going to be caring for your elderly, sick mother should be immature, right? Right? Bueller? Wait, what's that sound? ...CRICKETS? Oh no you di'int. Seriously though, laughter is the best medicine and I plan to be cracking up in my coffin. That might be a little weird, though. But funny. For me. And I'm all that would matter, cause it's my funeral. And everyone has to wear 80s throwback grunge, including Madonna's cone-boobs. So don't plan on coming unless you're prepared to come in full costume! OH and with KISS makeup.

So I'm (obviously) married, 'cause awesome usually is. Actually, Chris and I have this theory that married couples secretly hate being married, and when they hear about a newly engaged couple, they're all like, "Congratulations, we're so happy for you!" But inside they're all like, "HAAA! Another one bites the dust. Welcome to Club Misery, suckas." We have 2 cats, Penny and Poe, who are the most adorable creatures since Where the Wild Things Are. Wait...those weren't adorable? Well, I thought so. If you enjoy very sharp teeth. And small monsters.

Hubs: Web Developer Extraordinaire. Moi: Nurse of the century. Along with all my nurse friends. And every nurse in the history of nursing since mama Flo. Hubs and I enjoy many different things together. Church, mission trips, family, friends, etc., all the boring stuff that couples do together. Eat sushi. I mostly gag on all the raw stuff though. Tempura roll for me, please! Argue about what color Christmas lights to buy. Pee with the door open. But not poop. Never, ever poop.

*disclaimer: That last statement is now void.

Me Does Awkward

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Impossible Pee

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